have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?
My parents say Earth but I’m skeptical
world’s okayest friend
how dare you call me stupid. i know tons of useless information
When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like
i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be
“The writer’s job is to get the main character up a tree, and then once they are up there, throw rocks at them.”
Vladimir Nabokov (via iapprovethispost)